The last person to post on this thread wins! (the next 10,000)

Oh no! The forum software is going mental with the 10,000+ replies to this post. So I have had to close it and start a new one.

Congratulations to all for reaching over 10,000 replies.

Lets do it again

Who won the last 10,000?

I WIN!!!

<---Won objective complete!

Actually "Refuge Crew" was the last to post before the software had a hissy fit. So I have put a little prize in your shop account.

Wow that is... Awesome! Thanks Malcolm!

that is freaking BRILLIANT!! hahahahaha!! love it! & we love YOU malcolm!

Congrats Refuge. ^_^

OMG. After all that hard work posting every 5 min Refuge actually won. wow. I'm shocked.
And yes. We love you Malcolm. You're awesome
But it can't be over. Let's forget about the next 10000 and just keep winning with every post as it was meant to be.
Therefore... I WIN!

Is there a way for the average Joe to check how many replies there have been so we know how close we are to 10000?

Awesome, well done RC! Although I feel I should take at least most of the credit

I had no idea there really was a way to win this. I just thought I was winning all the time.
Quickly! Let's all get forum bots to post bomb this thread to get it up to 10,000 so we can crash the forum again and get more prizes out of Malcolm!

I have deactivated my lurking device to congratulate you Refuge. Your hard work has payed off! Ha one more reason HoP is the best.

Just in case it crashes after this.....

Gratz fugee

and just in case it crashes after this....

Look, over there! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yup, its a reflection. Of you. LOSING

Don't get cocky. You lose.

Bwahahahaha! I win.

Thanks for all the congrats everyone, but you are all in my new thread!

Hee, I win! I win! I WIN!!! :3

Just had to get that out there before I disappear for most of tomorrow. New Elder Scrolls!!! <3

Are you disappearing to MAD HATTERS 10, ADHD(your new name adeathly)?

Malcolm apparently condones postwhoring.

Which is a good thing.

Otherwise he'd have booted me years ago.

-edit-

Though out of interest, who was the last person to post in the old thread? Doesn't that make them the winner? Can't we just stop all this?

-edit-

Oh... just actually read the whole thread. So I stand by my original point then.

Nooo! I wish I was going to Mad Hatters! A lot of my friends are going, but I have absolutely no extra money to spend. I spent all of it on new props and pre-ordering Elder Scrolls: Skyrim. I'm disappearing to play that game. XD

I love Skyrim! been playing it a lot lately. I'm an Argonian destruction mage specializing in fire spells. although I took up Conjuration on the side because uhhh Destruction kinda sucks... you'd think a fireball to the face would be a pretty damaging thing, but no.

XDDD I'm always the dark elf. I like my characters to look like vampires.

^5

I lost.

Now you have. ;D

Doubly...

Of course.

Doubly...

Triply...

^5 indeed!

in other news, I have searched far and wide (ok I searched the internet for like five minutes) and have come to the conclusion there is no such thing as a cheap practice contact staff. I guess it's off to the hardware store for me...

Get a dowel rod maybe 5 feet in length (depends on how tall you are), athletic grip tape, and some rubber tubing (for the ends).

Something tells me 13 knows all about, and how to handle, a rod

I see no problem with that. ;D

Staff twirlers... actually, I will stop right there.

... He's a fisherman? Rod Stewarts chiropractor?

I forgot to add this thread to my watch list, so I forgot about it for a while.
Never fear though, for I have remembered, and returned to claim my win!!
All your popcorns are belong to us!!

13 does fish! If he's anything like the rest of us he forgets Rod Stewart ever was until the 'if you want my body' song plays.

And since I am in the winners place all your base... I mean, popcorn are belong to us!

My birthday is on the same day as Rod Stewart

ewww I would not handle Rod Stewart. that is not the sort of contact staff I am looking for.

Lies! I heard about it on that thing called youtube.

meh

FYI flowtoys has that thing called free shipping today. and only today! so go buy something from them now. and also buy something from HoP so they don't get mad at me for promoting a competing website. and then buy me something while you're at it.

If only I'd looked at this thread yesterday... I have a feeling that was only domestic shipping though.

I saw this thread just after midnight and was so disappointed. D: I wanted a pair of flow poi duos. Oh well, I did order a pair of white contact poi from HoP though!

too bad you guys... there's always next year's cyber monday. I got me a pair of crystal poi with the new leashes, no flowlights though. I'll be saving these crystal cases for special occasions so I can practice the hell out of my regular pair and not worry about wear and tear. plus those new flowleashes sound nice...

gohom, why don't you take your own advice and go home

I finally nailed the 3 ball trick I've been working on for the last 2 years last night! I therefore win

(there will be a video forthcoming when I can be arsed getting the camera out)

I'm working on spinning sticks behind my back, but I'm not winning yet... except for right now, because I win.

I'm working on wheel plane antispin flowers, a goal of mine since I started poi... we're getting there! I can do them in a couple of different modes but they are very wobbly at the moment, and I can't turn between them yet. so I'm... uh... half-winning, I guess?

I'm working on wheel plain flowers with devil sticks too. Also been a goal of mine since I started learning poi.
My stick flowers are a little bit better than my poi flowers, oddly enough.
I guess that means that my sticks win.

err... Wheel *plane*

wheel plain flowers are what laura ingalls wilder did.

...and that was probably the lamest joke ever, CONGRATS TO ME.

huh?

laura ingalls wilder wrote "little house on the prairie"

prairie = plain

I said it was a bad joke!

wow.
The lameness of your joke amazes me.
I bow down to you sir.

Wha....WHAT! Wow... I want to leave this whole thing alone but it's like looking at a train wreck.

@13: Seriously?(the joke) Did you read this book?(the book)

@NH: I have a wonderful recording of a drunken 13 going on and on buried in my voice mail. If he hassles you too much I will let you listen, so you can hassle him back

You bury your voice messages?

Only the ones of the people he's going to be burying too.

LIES ALL LIES

except for the true parts.

Yes, I bury my voice mails!

Actually, the message was hilarious, I don't think I'll bury it.

I lost.

But you won Lightning!! Despite how brief that victory was.

So... After getting of my bum and getting myself back in to staff spinning I snapped my practice staff... Woops! I had been saying that I needed to get back onto practicing doubles... so now is my chance! Quite tempted to get myself some iso hoops for Xmas.. hmmm

Too lazy to make witty comment, but I still want to win.
So there.
I win.
Winning.

But no more...

EmmCeeeFF, let us know how they are if you get the isolation hoops! I've been tempted to get some, but I already play with too many toys so I've been putting it off.

I WIN!

Awe nothing like a post Xmas win! Thanks everyone!

Just out of retirement to post here. I'm off for a cup of tea now, so long, folks!

Soo, what did everyone get for Christmas this year? No dead babies or dismembered limbs stuffed precariously into mail boxes, I hope. Hmmm?

By the way, WIN!

First win of 2012!!! I love time zones

I got some new ice climbing boots!

(I win)

*insert something clever*

I am winning!

*insert something clevererererererer*

Wins...

...ererererererererwinningererererererer...

<---Has so much win, it crashes HoP!

<---fixed HoP, even more win!

Still can't hear you over the birds of paradise and sign language.

signs: "I WIN!!!"

NOOOOO! My wins! My wins!

Your wins

ALL MY WINS!

I'll arm wrestle you for them! The winner is the tr00 winner!

Oh, and WIN!!!

We'll arm wrestle for it Friday night!

fugee you will never guess what just happened.

besides me winning, of course.

(but seriously, you will never guess!)

Erm... You were offered a transfer out of 20 feet of snow to here?

nope

but it is a small world... someone you know happens to be someone I know who also happens to know someone else that I know!

Their name would be Eca?

I'm not amazed if they so happen to play with fire and such. We are a tight knit group. Ya know, but seriously, like, OMG, tell me.

Update: I can't believe you made me wait so long for an answer! I knew it was Eca! I put you phone number on the cubical door at the Loves Truck Stop for making me wait.

Also: I am now winning!

Okay ladies, enough with the gossip.

I'll accept applause for my win now.

I am no lady, I'm a stone cold fox. don't you forget it!

...ok I'm more of a pigeon than a fox, but whatever. I'm still winning!

Pigeons love popcorn, but just to change things up, I will give you rice.

Pah to your rice! I'm currently eating a fried egg and baked bean sandwich Its helping me deal with the effects of last night omnomnomohgodmyheadhurtsnom.....

(wins)

It better be popped rice with seasoning, otherwise it's not worth eating.

Does it have seasoning on?

How Britishy of you.



Is that SA hangover breakfast?

Kiwi hangover breakfast.(tomato sauce covered in tomato sauce)
Australian hangover breakfast.(more beer before work)
American hangover breakfast.(Starbucks and a Monster)
Canadian hangover breakfast.(Who cares, see American)

But what is a typical SA hangover breaky?

I know what I *could* say to that, but I may get stoned (and not in the fun way). XD

you crazy. american hangover breakfast is huevos rancheros, of course... because nobody in mexico actually eats that.

or bacon + eggs + hashbrowns, mmmm.

in fact, it has been proven that eggs have a protein in them - cystein, I think? - that helps alleviate hangover symptoms. science, people! it's a win!

Mostly because it's a Texmex dish not a Mexican dish, like burritos and such. I personally, don't know anyone that can eat with a hangover. If you can eat, what you have is an inconvenience, not the morning after syndrome.

Eggs... I think we all know how I feel on that topic!

nonsense. it's hard to eat with a really bad hangover, but you can do it, and it'll make you feel better. you just have to remind your stomach who's boss.

and trust me... I've known some pretty awe-inspiring hangovers in my time!

*shakes head*

Red, I could say so many things to this, but I won't.

This is making me want to either get drunk, or eat breakfast, hmmmm what time is it again???

why not both? brunch and bloodys.

Ugh! My head!!! Had a great time at the burn with EoL and crew and welcomed Adeathly into the family, but it was so cold!!! I'm glad this win will warm me up!

Also, what is breakfast after a night with Molly?

Whoa, no one has posted in this thread in nearly a week. o.0

I always crave cereal bars afterwards Fugee. It's the same with sid and fungus. My stomach can't handle the milk afterwards. >.< Though I'm sure that's not universal.

Until now or should it be then considering you were the last

Consider yourself last until now.

Adeathly, you drink milk? Also, You're fired for that crusty plate and pot you and Jess left me to sort out!

Trip, keep us updated on your travels!

molly is a nice girl. I don't hang out with her often though... she always leaves me feeling rough.

now lucy (also known as sid), she's my girl. and she really seems to love my flowlights...

Do I win?

I don't drink dairy milk, but I do drink soy and almond milk. The almond milk is usually fine for me, but the soy will hurt my stomach after a night of fun.

Fugee, I'm sorry! Not to pass any blame or anything... >.> But Jessica said putting water in the pot to prevent the crusties would be fine! I really should have just cleaned it though. Can I haz job back now?

@13, I think you prefer Lucy BC she doesn't mind having an orgy with your lovers, Sweet Tarts and Star Burst... Now I understand why you don't like Skittles! Molly will always be my girl though, she plays well with others.

@Feenix, no win for you. You're under water(inside joke).

@AD, remind me not to have that name embroidered on your uniform. EoL is beyond fired, exploding mouthwash, making me cook midnight snacks in the middle of bombing, leaving insanity all over the camp kitchen, and of course crusty dishes! You are rehired!

Whoa, exploding mouth wash? Do tell.

Wait... what am I being hired for again?

@refuge: Firstly I win! and Lastly the travel plans are in documentation phase atm. Getting together my passport Criminal history checks and all that Jazz for the Visa. The group of us that are going plan to have flights and everything booked and ready to go by the start of july and we will be out in August if all goes according to plan

I am surprised that a poster named triptician did not comment on our recent train of thought...

Bahaha! You're right thirteen. Though we were actually talking about my girlfriend Molly, my best friend Cid, and this weird fungus that grows in my back yard.

@AD - Yes, some mouthwash found it's way into my box of gear, but everything is minty fresh now! Also, your girl Molly gets around, and your friend Cid has sketchy morals.

@Trip - You need a visa and background check for Canada? I thought Australia was a VW programme country? I learn something new everyday.

@13 - ^5

Well, that doesn't sound very entertaining... >.> I was wondering how someone managed to explode a mouth wash bottle. Meh, Molly knows what the game is. We're both seeing other people.

PSNA's first camp experience. I've packed a new gear box dedicated solely for group use.

@Refuge: You're right its not a visa its a work experience program.

@AD- you have that strange fungus growing in your back yard too?
any tips on getting rid of it?

Finally

I WIN

Tips on getting rid of it? Pick it and consume it, but not before tapping that cap a little. Heh.

Ha, you lose! Wait...

We should find a way to promote HoP more so that I... we can continue winning.

Indubitably. By the way, you lose.

We could force people to join HoP at gun point! Or... maybe find a legal way to do this... whichever you prefer.

Make them buy stuff from HoP! I don't care if they join it!

I do this already! Heh. Every time I go to a ren faire, I spin. If anyone gets interested, I hand them those little cards you get with every purchase.

Speaking of ren faires, next month is the Sherwood Forest Festival! I've been going every year since it started. I will probably disappear for two months.

hmm not a bad idea! I'd even say... it's a WINNING idea

That was so cheesy, thirteen. XD It did manage to make me smile though, so all is forgiven. :3

WIN!!!!

*opens freezer and stuffs AD inside*

That should chill him out.

I'm winning!

*Hands 13 champagne*

that's a bit cold, isn't it?

I'M GOING TO FIREDRUMS!

Mother-f*ing WIN, baby!

*toasts Aura and Fugee*

Hellz yea 13! Now drink the poison... er, champagne!

I thought I'd ask you guys something.
What's the coolest name for a robot that spins poi in an anti-spin flower pattern?
We're making this big guy as an art piece for Afrikaburn.
Possible names:
Anti-Spin-o-Matic
Anti-Spin Tron
Robo-Spinner
errm.. and others

Anti-Spin Automaton

Automatonic Anti-Spinner

Everyone knows that robots have acronyms for names!

Anti-Spin Automaton is my favorite. the aptly alliterative name is alluring.

I eventually settled on Anti-Spin-o-Matic Robot. I very almost went with the word "Automaton" though. Maybe next year.

The main reason I didn't got with "Automaton" is that i already had a concept drorring of the thing with the words Anti-Spin-o-Matic in it, and they wanted the name of the thing in the drorring.

Yes. I said "drorring"

I love drorring! Almost as much as I do winning!

back to claim my prize

I dror my win on a pees of paypor

ninjahelix, y u no win thread?

I could axe you the same question!

I WIN!!!

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dont stael, the government doesnt like competition.

I win..... I think!?!

Nah sorry, I win more...

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

All of you get out of my thread! My wins!

Nah sorry gee, you lose

No YOU lose

You kids won't be leaving empty handed!

*gives WWFFJ a tin of peanuts*

"Here's your parting gift. Thanks, for plying HoP!"

*gives NH tin popcorn*

"And here is your parting gift!"

I WIN!

That was nice of you, Fugee.

I saved the best parting gift for you MNS!

*gives MNS pet squirrel*

Hi

Im new...

Hi Pyromethus! Feel free to start an new thread in the introduction category and tell us about yourself. The proper answer to the final question is Nutella.

End of line....

I've come to take back all of my wins. This has gone on long enough! >:)

Okay... maybe it can go on a little longer. :3

*Comes in, smashes Ade's dreams, sweeps them into dust pan, deposits in rubbish bin*

Sigh! Kids these days!

Jeez, first the freezer and now this? I think someone needs a nap.

You can't win forever!!! Besides, I win now. >:)

Oi! MNS! Your darn squirrel is stealing all my peanuts! I shall be feeding it fermented pumpkin soon! (Youtube search it, I can't link from work)

omg that is so cute! I want a drunk squirrel.

Squirrels and nuts go well together!

so do other things 0.o >.> *wanders off the the *im not drunk thread*